Saturday, December 13, 2008

TUITION JOKES TOP THREE



TOP THREE FUNNY JOKES FROM MATHEMATICS TUITION

i suddenly remembered and
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA again
so i want to make records
what happened when im FOURTEEN

#1-what to be proud of zhonghua

teacher: eh, what school are you from?
me: oh, zhonghua
boy1: WAHhhhhhh...!! HWACHONG leh....
boy2: your head lah, people say ZHONGHUA.
teacher: eh, what school are you from?
me: oh, zhonghua
teacher: u leh? *point to another boy*
boy3: mayflower
teacher: ooo, same league what
boy3: HUH? where got...

zhonghua, HWACHONG?
HAHAHA
i didnt laugh,
my brain was laughing

#2- real life versus sciences

I REALLY LAUGHED AT THIS MY GAWDSO FUNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTED TO AHHAHAHAHAHA REALLY LOUD
but i was the quiet one in tuition for SIX YEARS
im going to use pic to SHOW HOW FUNNY IT IS MY EARRRTHHH

teacher: eh, i use green marker y'all can see?
A: NO!
teacher: oh ok, i use blue one
kk, the teacher need to use blue marker and overwrite on green one
teacher: green plus blue equals?
EVERYBODY: YELLOW la
teacher: ok, lets see ah.

MY GAWWWWDDDDD.
i admire my teacher
BOTH THE MATHEMATICS ATTITUDE AND HUMOR, MAN

#3- power and roots of 1.

-do maths-do maths- do maths- think-think-

A: TEACHER, how do you know that 1 to power of 1.5 is equals to 1??
(1^1 x 1^0.5 = 1^1.5 = 1)
teacher: yes what, then like that meh?
teacher: the other '1' longer lo.

others only hurhur i
REALLY WANTED TO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is like u have to urinate* (urgent) but no toilet
XDDDDDDDDDDD
HAPPY TUITION MEMORIES!
during maths tuition brain explode
during english tution brain half-dead

let's learn to LOVE ENGLISH!
HWAITING!!!!!
poor zhuzhu and me.